A jaunt

On the boys' one month birthday, we went for a walk. The Boy and I have never been morning people so going for a walk before 8am is under of. What I've learnt is that there are some strange folk out at that time. And that a simple stroll to the park takes a long time with newborn twins. Like a really long time.

We were peacefully eating our pain au chocolates when this guy walks purposefully towards us. Instinctively, the Boy and I defend our tank, he protecting the front end and me making a beeline for the steering wheel.

The Cray-cray says to me, 'why do Asians always look down on us Americans?'

As a fellow Cray-cray, I respond, 'I'm sorry, we're Brits.'

The Boy was baffled by the exchange, but the random Cray-cray was accepting. 'Ok, thank you very much.' He responded, and walked off.

The life of new parents.