Curtains sans curtain rings

I could talk about the cute market I went to after work, which had new designers and craftsmen selling their wares. (I bought two cute, cute dresses.) Or hanging out with some mates in a dive bar and drinking a can of pork slap whilst eating pizza, but no, I'm going to complain about IKEA and their shit curtain rings.

IKEA, your curtains rings, which aren't even rings, are SHIT. Why are they too big to sit on cheap arse curtain pole that we bought for $10 dollars at Target? I mean, the handy man told me not to put heavy curtains on them for bloody hell's sake. So basically I could have only hung them on a piece of cotton thread. Great.

And IKEA, where are my 12 additional spice pots that I ordered three weeks ago? I have packets of spices languishing in my cupboard. And don't even get me started on the pole for my broom head. It's essentially a stick. Just give it to me, you bastards!